The Notice on Central Market’s Brown Paper Bags
Posted in Advertising, Humor, Marketing
Sunday, November 30th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

A neighbor brought mother some food using a brown paper bag from Central Market. I like the bag so I thought I’d share. This is printed on the side in large lettering.

I am a brown paper bag. More than likely, I’ll end up under your kitchen sink with a few of my  friends. I might get cut up and wrapped around an old textbook, or just stuck under something messy. It would be nice if someone made me into a kite. I’d like to be a kite. But whatever happens, I will never forget the day I carried groceries home from Central Market.

Chili’s: How Not to Close for Thanksgiving
Posted in Advertising, Customer Service, Internet Marketing, Thanksgiving
Saturday, November 29th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

On Thanksgiving day, mother and I considered looking for something “different” to eat. The idea of dining at Chili’s suddenly seemed like a great idea. I didn’t know if they were open so I thought I’d check.

I went to the Chili’s website at http://www.Chilis.com. There was nothing there to indicate they’d be closed on Thanksgiving. But neither was there anything there to indicate they’d be open. While this oversight bothered me, I needed an answer. So, I looked up the phone number of the local restaurant on their site and called that number. The phone answered as normal. It had the long list of options and numbers to press, as normal. It did not say anything about being closed, or being open.

So I pressed a number and waited for an answer. No answer. I tried another number. No answer. Based on that I presumed they were closed even though the system implied they were open. Sure enough, as we drove by, the parking lot was empty.

So my questions are:

1. Why didn’t their website tell me they’d be closed?

2. Why didn’t their answering system tell me they were closed?

For me, the website failure is bad enough. But if I’d called and nothing had answered I’d have known they were closed. But instead of nothing, their automatic system answered and implied they were open. It gave me options to get to different people. I was able to figure out they were closed only by the failure of the system to work.

How hard would it have been to put a new splash page on their site telling the world that they valued their employees enough to close for the day to let them be with family. They could have used their closing as positive PR, but instead, they did nothing.

How hard would it have been to have a new telephone answering message that said they were closed because they wanted their employees to have the day for family. Each caller could have learned of this decision in a positive way. Instead, it offered options that did not work.

One of the awesome powers of the web is the ability to quickly respond. And to do it cheaply. Not only that, they didn’t even need “quickly”. They had a whole year to get ready for that day, and they missed it. Here were two opportunities to promote their closure as a positive thing. Instead they failed to do that and let me wonder … at least till I drove by … whether they were open or closed.

Don’t get me wrong. I’ll be back. For one thing, their Awesome Blossom is awesome and now that I’ve thought about it, I want one, but in my opinion, Chili’s fumbled this one.

Doing What I Sometimes Want to Do
Posted in Animals, Cats, Humor, Technology
Saturday, November 29th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

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Corporate Web Errors
Posted in Advertising, Internet Marketing, Websites
Thursday, November 27th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

Update: give credit where it is due. Luby’s heard me when I emailed them. They have made a simple update to their website to correct this error. I salute them. Bravo! You can still click the links below to see what the problem was. But also note Luby’s prompt corrective action.

Frequently, corporate webs have errors. As I encounter these I think about how they happened, and even more, why I am finding them instead of someone else finding them.

Here is one example: over the holiday I went to the web to find the location of Luby’s cafeteria for a meal.

I went here: http://www.lubys.com/LocationDetail.asp?ID=190. I appreciated that Luby’s included a Google map on their site. However, the Google map did not point to the restaurant. It pointed to a bridge over part of Clear Lake where there are no buildings at all.

To figure out what happened I went to Google maps directly and went here http://snipurl.com/6w7h9. It is hard to tell from the MAP but click on Satellite View and you’ll see. The restaurant is not there. Nothing is there. It’s a bridge.

So I changed the search address slightly. I had been searching for “1600 Nasa Road One, Houston,Texas 77058″. Why that address? Because it is the address shown on the Luby’s site. Apparently Google Maps doesn’t handle that address well.

So, I changed it to an equivalent address: “1600 Nasa Parkway, Houston,Texas 77058″. That equivalent address works fine. It comes up here http://snipurl.com/6w7im.

Is the difference significant. YES! These two locations aren’t that close: see here http://snipurl.com/6w7jr.

Ok. Mistakes can happen. And working with street addresses and the variations of road names is always difficult. But someone is supposed to check. Who? How about the store manager. He (or she) would instantly see the error to alert someone to fix it. But either the store manager was not involved in the review process or his (her) protestations were met with indifference or even worse , an explanation that that is just the way it is. Neither is correct. This needs fixing.

(And I’m sure that after I let them know, they will fix it. I’ll post an update here once they do.)

The fix is trivial: change the store address to an address that Google Maps processes correctly. This isn’t hard.

The problem is that a customer found and diagnosed the error. This should not have happened. Luby’s should have found and diagnosed the error. Who? How about the person who would know best: the store manager.

Do your employees look at your corporate site? Do they help proof the corporate site? Are they assigned the task of proofing the corporate site?

Paul Hunt: Gymnastics Humor
Posted in Humor
Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 by James S. Huggins

Sunday morning. I happen to get an email from a friend pointing me to one of these videos. It was so great I went looking for the others. Now I get to share them. Here they are. Enjoy.

Floor Exercise

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Parallel Bars

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Balance Beam

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The Fighting Nuns
Posted in Humor
Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 by James S. Huggins

It is Saturday evening. I am in Houston visiting mother. She is struggling with a persistent lung infection. I’m here doing what little care I can. And I’ve been online again surfing the net looking for a replacement car (remember that I managed recently to roll and total mine,  http://JSH.us/blog-auto-accident.) I am narrowing it down but I hate it. 

So to ease the stress I was looking around for a distraction. Here is one that made me laugh, in part because I was raised Catholic.

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Australians Arrested for Brutal Puppy Torture: Please Sign the Petition
Posted in Animals, Commentary, News
Sunday, November 9th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

Earlier today I received a terrible email from one of my best friends in Australia:

Hardened police officers have been shocked by the horrifying torture, mutilation and brutal slaying of a seven month old fox terrier puppy near Mackay at the weekend.

If found guilty, they could face up to two years in prison. Police have obtained video footage from a mobile phone which shows graphic images of the puppy yelping and howling in terrible pain as it [was] hacked to pieces with garden shears and a [pocket] knife.

They said the owners were too distressed to talk to anyone about it.

The pups nose was cut off, its front right leg and rear left leg were cut off and it was decapitated. A three-part video series on a mobile phone shows the dog being tortured.

The maximum penalty under the Animal Care and Protection Act for such an offence is $75,000 or two years in jail; however the maximum penalty ever handed out has been a four month jail term.

WE BELIEVE THESE MEN SHOULD RECIEVE THE MAXIMUN PENALTY AVAILABLE IN AUSTRALIA FOR THIS SADISTIC, DISGUSTING ACT.  

You can verify this from these news articles:
http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=australia+puppy+torture

I want to personally encourage you to sign the petition, by going here:
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/maximum-penalty-for-the-men-who-hacked-up-a-puppy

Are Those Frogs in Your Pants?
Posted in Humor, Personal
Sunday, November 9th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

As I write this, it is Sunday morning. I’ve been online surfing the net looking for a replacement car (remember that I managed recently to roll and total mine,  http://JSH.us/blog-auto-accident.) But I am not a car person.

(I once challenged a car salesman to tell me everything great about the car without ever talking about how it looks since I intend to be inside the car, not outside looking at it. Suffice it to say he failed. But that is another huge post I need to write another day.) 

Becoming tired of surfing for cars, I explored a bit for a respite. I found this. I hope you smile as I did.

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Dale Hansen and Pete Delkus - Channel 8 Dallas
Posted in Advertising, Commentary, Creativity, Personal Interest, Sports
Saturday, November 8th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

On Dallas Channel 8 (WFAA) Pete Delkus (on the left) is the weatherman and Dale Hansen (on the right) is the Sports guy. These are the new promotional ads they are running using the “look” of Boston Legal. Dale has a long “reputation” in the area as a “bit” of a maverick. If you don’t know Dale this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8rZmPENqU4) and also this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8rZmPENqU4) might give you a bit of a look into the style some of us love so much. Just in case you hadn’t figured it out, even though I am not a big sports nut, I like Dale Hansen.

Dale Hansen and Pete Delkus Video #1

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Dale Hansen and Pete Delkus Video #2

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Dale Hansen and Pete Delkus Video #3

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Dale Hansen and Pete Delkus Video #4

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Change is What’s Up
Posted in Advertising, Advocacy, Elections, Political Ad, Politics
Friday, November 7th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

The election is past, but this video is still interesting.

http://adage.com/brightcove/single.php?bcpid=1370868150&bctid=1896781183

Disclosure: I am a Barack Obama fan.



 

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