Learning From Examples (Not!)
Posted in Advertising, Customer Service, Internet Marketing, TED, Websites
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008 by James S. Huggins

A few minutes ago a friend called. Seems that Sir Ken Robinson will be speaking in Dallas. I’ve previously blogged about him at http://www.myephemerae.com/do-schools-kill-creativity. So being interested I Googled him  and “Dallas Museum of Arts” and found this page: http://snipurl.com/9bo6m.

(The actual URL is WAY too long to type … http://dallasmuseumofart.org/Dallas_Museum_of_Art/Experience/Arts___Letters_Live/ID_008546 … but let’s just ignore that for now.)

Ignoring the length of the URL for a minute, take a look at the page. Now start the stopwatch. Try to buy a ticket. See how long it takes you to buy a ticket. I haven’t yet figured it out yet. Should be a one-click process … as in “click here to buy a ticket”.

In addition, notice that the page mentions his TED presentation. Why doesn’t it link to it? (See http://snipurl.com/9bo1l and http://snipurl.com/9bo2o) . Doesn’t seem to link to his website either. (http://www.sirkenrobinson.com) Wonder why. It does show a picture of his new book: The Element. But it doesn’t link to that either (http://snipurl.com/9bo46).

But that isn’t all. See here on the same site: http://snipurl.com/9bomo. Look at Jan 20. A nice description. But no link to the other promotional page and no other links either. And still no link to buy a ticket.

No easy way to buy a ticket. No link to the TED talk that might inspire attendance. No link to the book. No cross links within the site. Is it just me, or does that seem wrong?

40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 Minutes
Posted in Inspirational
Monday, December 29th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

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Seen any inspirational movies lately. Remember that key moment when the ”hero” gives that moving, inspirational speech. Well … here you go … two minutes … kick back and enjoy …

Here is a transcript, just for you:
Shame on you. This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re going to let it be the worst. And I guarantee a week won’t go by in your life you won’t regret walking out, letting them get the best of you. Well, I’m not going home. We’ve come too far! And I’m going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. A day may come when the courage of men fails… but it is not THIS day. The line must be drawn HERE. This far, no further! I’m not saying it’s going to be easy. You’re going to work harder than you ever worked before. But that’s fine, we’ll just get tougher with it! If a person grits his teeth and shows real determination, failure is not an option. That’s how winning is done! Believe me when I say we can break this army here, and win just one for the Gipper. But I say to you what every warrior has known since the beginning of time: you’ve got to get mad. I mean plum mad dog mean. If you would be free men, then you must fight to fulfill that promise! Let us cut out their living guts one inch at a time, and they will know what we can do! Let no man forget how menacing we are. We are lions! You’re like a big bear, man! This is YOUR time! Seize the day, never surrender, victory or death… that’s the Chicago Way! Who’s with me? Clap! Clap! Don’t let Tink die! Clap! Alright! Let’s fly! And gentlemen in England now abed shall know my name is the Lord when I tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our Independence Day!

Validation! (The Smile Video) (reposted)
Posted in Uncategorized
Monday, December 29th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

ALERT: This was hosted at Brightcove.TV; a few days after I posted this (below) they shut down their site. I’ve found a version on YOUTUBE and posted it again here to replace the other one which doesn’t work any more.

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I found this on the site of Alexander Kjerulf, author of the book, Happy Hour is 9 to 5 http://positivesharing.com. Watch the video. It is 15 minutes long so relax and commit. And learn how to smile!

Did You Get a Photo Keychain or Desk Frame for Christmas?
Posted in PC Malware
Monday, December 29th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

If you did, please see this notice. http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/12/29/0155249 Seems that some of these are badly infected with malware and hooking them to your PC could infect your PC. (On the other hand, it may be a false positive. The discussion at the link gives much more information.)

When The President Does It, That Means That It is Not Illegal
Posted in Advocacy, Commentary, Politics, Terrorism
Thursday, December 25th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

If you don’t recognize the title of this post, it is a quote by President Nixon from his interview with David Frost. I was reminded of it by an article in The Guardian UK. If you haven’t read it, I encourage you to.

Think Nixon was the only one who believes that?

Note this breathtaking exchange [between Vice President Dick Cheney and] Fox News at the weekend. He was asked: “If the president during war decides to do something to protect the country, is it legal?” Cheney’s answer: “General proposition, I’d say yes.”

If you would like to know more …

here is another editorial by the NY Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/18/opinion/18thu1.html

And here is the abbreviated Senate Armed Services Committee Report:
http://levin.senate.gov/newsroom/supporting/2008/
Detainees.121108.pdf

I’ll quote from that Senate Report:

On February 7, 2002, President George W. Bush made a written determination that Common Article 3 of the Geneva Conventions, which would have afforded minimum standards for humane treatment, did not apply to al Qaeda or Taliban detainees. Following the President’s determination, techniques such as waterboarding, nudity, and stress positions, used in SERE training to simulate tactics used by enemies that refuse to follow the Geneva Conventions, were authorized for use in interrogations of detainees in U.S. custody.

In other words, we get to ignore the Geneva Conventions when we want to.

I wonder if President Bush will pardon both his buddies and also himself as he leaves office.

Validation! (The Smile Video)
Posted in Health, Personal Development, Personal Interest
Sunday, December 14th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

 

ALERT: This was hosted at Brightcove.TV; a few days after I posted this they shut down their site. I’ve found a version on YOUTUBE and posted it “above” on 29.Dec.2008 to replace this one.

(Depending on your browser security settings, you may need to click twice to start the video. If you are receiving this via email, or want to open the BrightCove page with the video, just click here: http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1892182081

I found this on the site of Alexander Kjerulf, author of the book, Happy Hour is 9 to 5 http://positivesharing.com. Watch the video. It is 15 minutes long so relax and commit. And learn how to smile!

How Car Dealers Disappoint Me
Posted in Advertising, Customer Service, Internet Marketing
Saturday, December 13th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

I’m not a big fan of car dealerships. Given a choice of visiting the dentist or a car dealership I’ll choose the dentist. It is one of the reasons I have bought cars from Hertz and CarMax. They sold cars like my grocery store sells canned corn. There’s the shelf. There’s the price. Any questions?

That said, lots of people are trying to get into the “Internet Marketing” business these days. Some of those people are Car Dealers. Unfortunately, many of these people try using the new technology, without understanding the culture.

One of those, in my opinion is Absolute Hyundai of Mesquite. They use CRM.COM to email blast their prospects. Today, I received two of their emails. Why two? I thought I knew the answer. You see I was shopping for a car. So I requested some information using one of the car sites that sells inquiries to dealers. And because I’m naturally suspicious of car dealers anyway, I requested much of the information twice, using different names and email addresses. Why? Because it lets me follow their follow up marketing. So I figured that they had just emailed me to both addresses.

But guess what. They had sent identical emails (with different subject lines) to the same address. Now I am confused. But that is a nit. I move on.

Here is the text of the email

James ,

 I noticed that you were not able to make it for your appointment. Just wanted to touch base with you and see what time you could make it out today. We will be here until 8:30am until 8:30pm. Please call and refer to your personal internet confirmation # 4060223. When you come out you will also recieve up to $250.00 FREE GAS on the spot. Just for coming in!!!

Come in for our Saturday Specials!!!!!
I am personally Looking foward to working with you!

Eric Romo
(888) 599- 3558 

I was really curious about that personal internet confirmation number. So I called up, used a different name, and gave them that number. They looked it up and identified me, so I do know for sure that the number is uniquely assigned.

(To be sure, I handled that call badly. I should have been more direct about the purpose of my call and instead of using a made up name, I should just not given my name and asked them up front. I was wrong. I feel badly about that and I’ve noted it for next time to do better. Mea culpa.) 

Then I wrote back. Here is what I wrote:

Hello.

For this email, I reference your email to me which I have copied below and include in it’s HTML format for full clarity.

First, please know that I have no memory of ever requesting to be placed on your email list. It is possible I did. I cannot say with absolute certainty I never did. But I have no memory of ever doing so.

That said your CAN-SPAM notice says explicitly that my request to be on this list was not required. That increases my suspicions that I never did and that my one time contact of you caused me to be on your list.

To be sure, CAN-SPAM does not require a request. Including me on such a list is clearly legal. But, in my opinion, it is discourteous.

I don’t mind you sending me any individual, personal one time email you would like. But I have no memory of ever once explicitly signing up for your “list”.

My recommendation is that you be more open and forthright on whether I actually signed up, and if so, how and when, and if not, then explicitly how my individual name became on the list. It isn’t complex. Something simple, like “We are sending you this notice because on xx.Dec.2008 you requested information from us on our website and we thought this additional information might be useful”. For me, full disclosures like that are a key part of internet courtesy. I would also recommend including an unsubscribe link right there. Your overt willingness to immediately unsub me, goes a long way in easing my concerns and encouraging me to keep reading.

Second, you appear to have begun with a tiny “mis-statement”. I never had an appointment. I strongly recommend changing that opening line. It immediately alerted me that this was a bulk marketing email. There are a ton of opening grabbers that would work better.

Third, I strongly recommend you quit trying to hide your CAN-SPAM notice. Doing that seems to imply that you are scared I might actually read the thing. For me, that reinforces the “image” of slimy car dealerships. Be PROUD of the CAN-SPAM NOTICE. I mean you only want to email people who want it. Be proud of the CAN-SPAM notice. Don’t hide it. Feature it. With a little “language crafting” you really can transform it from a legal requirement into a marketing “plus”.

Fourth, there is a teeny tiny formatting bug you might want to address. There is an “extra” space after my name, in the email salutation. That may be because of the omission of my last name, but the email software should be able to omit that space with proper coding, and if it can’t it omit the space, it should be fixed.

Fifth, you did not disclose what is required (or not required) to get the gas. This only encourages me to think there must be a catch. If there is no catch, say so. If there is a catch, tell me. You know. Full disclosure. This isn’t hard.

Finally, I wonder why you aren’t using an email domain that belongs to your dealership instead of a subdomain of the Car Research domain. If you have an opportunity to relay this back to the “powers that be”, I strongly recommend you abandon the ah.car-crm.com subdomain and move your email to the dealership domain. The use of the Car Research subdomain severely weakens your branding effort. I would include and FEATURE your dealership domain http://AbsoluteBestDeal.com in the email and also use it for your own email address. ERomo@AbsoluteBestDeal.com is a lot better than eromo@ah.car-crm.com.

(Yes, I know that YOU write email addresses and domain names using all lower case. But you don’t have to. Mixed case works fine for email addresses and domain names and significantly improves readability. It can cause problems in URLs but works great in email addresses.)

I note of course that all of these comments are not for you personally, and trust you will forward them as appropriate.

All that said, in accordance with the provisions of the CAN-SPAM Act, take me off this list and all your lists.

Thank you.

James S. Huggins

So, please, let me know your thoughts. I’d love to hear your opinions.

Addendum: I have received an email asking me what their CAN-SPAM notice said, so I just decided to add it here:

This email is being sent to you, James Huggins, because you either showed interest, purchased or serviced a vehicle at Absolute Hyundai. We send these emails to benefit you with savings, factory recall information and timely servicing information. If you would like to be removed from this email list please, Click Here and you will no longer receive these emails. Should you have any suggestions or comments regarding our email program, please feel free to call us at (888) 599- 3558. You may also contact us via regular mail at 16230 LBJ Freeway – Mesquite, Tx 75150. Your feedback is important to us! Thank you!

To ensure delivery of these e-mails in the future, please add eromo@ah.car-crm.com to your address book.

The Notice in their email to me was formatted in very faint and hard to read gray text.

I have written on my website about CAN-SPAM here http://www.jamesshuggins.com/h/web1/can-spam-is-stupid.htm and here http://www.jamesshuggins.com/h/web1/why-can-spam-notices.htm.

 

Pet Friendly??
Posted in Advocacy, Animals, Cats, Customer Service
Thursday, December 11th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

I just received a notice from my apartment Falls on Clearwood in Richardson Texas.

(For reasons I have never understood, companies who manage apartments seem unable to create individual websites for them and properly perform Search Engine Optimisation. See the Management site here http://www.babcockbrownresidential.com/apartments/richardson.htm. Note that the link is to FallsOnClearwood.net but it redirects to FallsOnClearwood.com. Not only that, it doesn’t work!)

As many of you know, our community is pet friendly. We require that all residents who have pets have a Pet Addendum with their lease; there is a $10 pet rent per animal per month and a $255 non-refundable pet fee per animal.

Sorry. That is not my definition of Pet Friendly. I can neither understand the one time fee nor the monthly fee.

Why should someone with two cats pay $240 per year extra? Isn’t that what the deposit is for? And if your pets do no damage, why is the $255 fee a fee?

Consider the resident who stays 6 years (like I did). What are they going to do differently because I had a cat that they wouldn’t do anyway. I mean 6 years means new carpet, new paint and a general work over anyway.

Had this been in effect when I had my cat, Spot, they would have charged me an extra $955 for Spot ($255 as a fee and $10 per month for 72 months). Why? What will they do to my apartment that they wouldn’t normally do for someone vacating after 6 years with no pet? And if I had two cats why should it cost me twice as much? If my cats do damage I should reimburse the apartment for costs of course. But why a fee?

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not opposed to an additional deposit. I’m not opposed to additional cleaning after short term rentals. I’m not opposed to fees based on the effect of a pet. I’m opposed to fees based on the presence of a pet.

Why should the “good” owners of “good” pets be penalized because of what might happen or what sometimes happens or what others do?

Because Spot died, this won’t affect me. Because I’m moving away this won’t affect me. But it still offends me very, very deeply.

And here is my question for you. Can you charge $500.00 per month per pet and still call yourself pet friendly? If not, why can you charge $10 per month per pet? To me, you should never ever under any circumstances charge per pet per month. Ever. Period.

They Took Away My Awesome Blossom!
Posted in Advertising, Advocacy, Commentary, Customer Service, Personal Interest
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008 by James S. Huggins

In my prior post on Chili’s at http://www.myephemerae.com/chilis-how-not-to-close-for-thanksgiving I noted my love of the Awesome Blossom. Having missed it on Thanksgiving, mother and I put Chili’s on the list. This past weekend we went, walked in, sat down and ordered the Awesome Blossom I mentioned in the prior post.

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. The Awesome Blossom is GONE. They took it away. I am devastated.

I’m not the only one. See http://www.petitiononline.com/blossom/petition.html and http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080707124923AAOUiep 

Yes, I know it is a nutritional nightmare. See http://www.menshealth.com/20worst/worststarter.html. But so what. I wanted an Awesome Blossom.

Thank goodness for the internet. I did find a recipe I might try here http://www.recipezaar.com/Chilis-Awesome-Blossom-59628.

Also, it seems Outback has one, called Bloomin Onion. Go here http://outback.com/foodandmenus/index.aspx and then look on the page at the bottom where it says “Why the bloom has never left the onion.” Click there. I’m gonna have to go to Outback now.

What was Chili’s thinking? Just goes to show that even high priced corporate types can make mistakes.

A Link Everyone Should Send Their Doctor
Posted in Commentary, Customer Service, Health, Personal Interest
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 by James S. Huggins

I encountered an editorial in the NY Times that I believe everyone, without exception, should send to all their doctors (many people have several doctors you know). Here it is http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/02/health/02etiq.html. Entitled “The Six Habits of Highly Respectful Physicians” the article notes that “medical schools may be underemphasizing a much simpler virtue: good manners.” Ya think? Anyone here disagree?

I loved this line

My doctor may be tired, preoccupied or not that interested in me as a person; but I should still expect him or her to treat me with the kind of attentiveness and respect I recently received from a “genius” at the local Apple store.

Got that? The author is notes that we are getting more “attentiveness and respect” from young cyberdweebs than we routinely gets from the well educated professionals we call doctors. What is wrong with that picture?

So go ahead. Send a link to this article to your doctor … if you can find the email address of your doctor. HA!



 

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